He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
my being single is dangerous.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm like, not good at living.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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