The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
