I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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