i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
"it" just moved
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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