I am puke
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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