This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
