awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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