if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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