well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i barfeds in our rink
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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