that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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