and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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