wakey wakey hands off snakey
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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