I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Come share oat with me in your robe
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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