that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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