Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
