Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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