Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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