umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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