i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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