And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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