she looked like the bat from fern gully.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
