OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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