he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I'm having to shit out rocks
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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