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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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