Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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