Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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