We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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