She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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