no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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