420 ftw
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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