You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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