Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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