Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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