Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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