So drunk its hurt
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
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