ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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