.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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