If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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