this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
