batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I AM VODKA MAN
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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