whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
it was like eating out sand paper
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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