Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
