I skipped work to stalk him.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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