the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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