i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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