so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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