no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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