i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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