Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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