nut hugger
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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