We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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